Fuel scarcity signals a bleak Christmas for Nigerians but it also “promotes a healthier sex life” | Here are the hottest topics on the internet today

Fuel scarcity signals a bleak Christmas for Nigerians but it also “promotes a healthier sex life”  | Here are the hottest topics on the internet today

We bring you a roundup of the biggest topics that dominated your social media conversations today. No alterations, just straight out of your mouths – or fingers.

It’s going to be a bleak Christmas

We do not bring evil tidings. We only speak what we see.

It’s 3 days to Christmas and Nigerians are groaning from the pains that the President Buhari-led administration has caused.

Nigeria is currently facing fuel scarcity and filling station queues are growing by the second. Guess what? The Minister of Petroleum who doubles as the President has yet to find a solution to this seasonal menace.

Nigerians are resolute. They will be making better decisions come 2019, this Daura farmer has failed us all. See the reactions:

Meanwhile, here’s what someone’s daddy thinks about the situation

APC Spokesperson, Bolaji Abdullahi reportedly uttered this statement when reacting to the fuel scarcity in the country.

We choose to believe someone made this up. We choose to allow the man the benefit of doubt. We hope, for his own sake, he did not say this.

 

Going by this thread, the Fuel Scarcity has its own benefits

Nigerian satirist, El Nathan John wants us to see the good side to the current fuel situation.

See:

We agree with him, the harder it is to buy fuel, the less likely it is to gallivant across the city. You people should sit at home and enjoy some family time. Thanks.

Finally, this is the most hilarious yet smartest thing we found on the internet today:

Guess what?

January 2018 could have more than eight weeks depending on your financial status.

The more broke you are, the longer the month. It’s just life. Stay woke!

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